ever heard of the olive theory? how someone who doesn’t like olives is supposedly destined to fall in love with someone who does?
well, i hate olives. and yesterday at lunch, you picked them all out of my salad and ate them.
just… think about it, would you? instead of wasting your time with that other girl? i’ll bet she loves olives. too much olive lovin’ ain’t good for nobody.
i’m the one that likes olives though.